Pre-Drive Texting about Tom-Tom voices:

"The voice is Mandy. Dave sounded like a smug bastard" - Wingal

"I want to hear Dave b/c he might be good if we are men bashing." - boobarella

"There's also a voice named Dick... er, Richard." - Wingal

"Dick! Yes!" - boobarella

"He's very computery." - Wingal

"Blah, I want Ricardo Montalban." - boobarella

"That might cause lots of accidents for, um, distracted female drivers." - Wingal

"Can you imagine: 'my darling, take a left in about, say, 300 feet." - boobarella

**drives off road** - Wingal

"'My darling, you seemed to have changed routes, let me recalculate for you while you regain your composure.'" - boobarella